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Jeff Innocent

Jeff Innocent had a typical east London upbringing. Born in a workhouse, his mother died in childbirth while his father was in Newgate prison. As a child his first job was for an undertaker but after ill treatment at the hands of his alcoholic governor he escaped and joined a gang of child pickpockets who preyed on the toffs who frequented the west end of London.

Although finally falling foul of the Bow Street Runners he was rescued from prison by one of his former victims a posh professor and no mistake who attempted to civilise Jeff from his feral ways. It wasn’t long however before Jeff yet again fell in with a bad lot and he was eventually transported to a penal colony.

After a daring escape he worked his passage back to England on a tea clipper. From then until becoming a stand up comedian and actor of note Jeff has worked variously as a chimney sweep, a fruit and veg stallholder, a fishmonger at Billingsgate Market, a footballer playing inside right for West Ham Utd and a driver for the Kray Twins.

Quotes:

It should be made law that every British citizen must go and see Jeff Innocent. He’s that funny.” – Hot Tickets

Jeff presents an act that’s part history lesson part sociology lecture but all funny. ” – The Independent

Jeff Innocent is like Alan Bennett writing an episode of ‘Minder’.” – The Standard

“Jeff Innocent is ‘The Guv’nor’.”- The Mirror
MOVIES

It Was An Accident

Mean Machine

 

TELEVISION

The Comedy Store Presents (Five)

Edinburgh Comedy (STV)

Edinburgh Nights (BBC1)

Gas (Channel 4)

I Love 1999 (BBC1)

Later With Jools Holland (BBC2)

The National Lottery Show (BBC1)

Red Nose Day (BBC1)

Stand Up Holland (Dutch TV)

Stand Up Show (RTE Ireland)

The Stand Up Show (twice for BBC1)

Take the Mike (ITV)

Time Gentlemen Please (Sky)

Real Eastenders (Channel 4)

Stand Up For The World (CHannel 4)

Brief Histories (BBC3)

 

RADIO

The New Vaudeville (Play for BBC Radio 3)

Stand Up ll (BBC Radio2)

The Treatment (BBC Radio 5 Live)

The Phill Jupitus Show (GLR)

Roland Rivron Show (Radio London)

Sandi Toksvig Show (LBC)

PRICE BAND: Bronze £500 to £2,500

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