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Matt Welcome

Matt started life as a fertilised egg in his mother’s womb. He was born in a one way cul-de-sac a stone’s throw away from the wrong side of the tracks on the edge of the outskirts of a one horse town with no name

More recently Matt took a bit of time off from the comedy circuit to ‘find himself’ and to ‘catch up on his reminiscing’, “I thought I saw myself in Brent Cross shopping centre once but I wasn’t sure so I just kept walking, funny really after 3 years of searching for myself it turned out I’d been sitting in front of the telly drinking beer the whole time, I guess people are just like keys, always in the last place you look”

Matt’s act started with what looked like it might be a card trick, even going so far as asking audience members to verify that it was, in fact, a real pack of cards.

As he finally threw the cards on the floor with very little comedy value, I wondered if it was simply a time-filler to mask a weak set! However, how wrong I was – Matt quickly launched into a fast paced set of fantastic comedy observations and sarcastic ramblings.

His whole set was excellently crafted and he never stepped a foot wrong, delivering every line perfectly in what was undoubtedly a well-rehearsed act.


Matt’s experience shines through his set like a floodlight, giving him a charismatic and confident air unmatched by almost any other stand-up working the circuit.” – BBC

Brutally cool humour” – What’s On Magazine.

Probably one of the most talented comedians on today’s comedy circuit” – Woman Magazine

PRICE BAND: Bronze £500 to £2,500

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