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Noel Britten

Noel Britten’s award winning comedy (Winner: Hackney Empire New Act of the Year 1996 and Ha Bloody Ha New Act of the Year 1996), has earned him a solid reputation for comedy excellence on the circuit and beyond.

From the outset Noel was described as “the country’s finest emerging stand-up talent” (Comedy Review Magazine) and throughout his career in which he has notched up 7 years of solid experience he is considered “something of a hot property” (Venue Magazine) within the comedy world.

As well as performing in the famous Comedy Store and Jongleurs his clients also extend to numerous corporate events including IBM, HP, Pentel, Pictet Swiss Bank Corporation and Hamptons where his quick witted observational comedy has entertained executives all around the world. He is regularly invited to perform in the USA, Australia, Hong Kong, Dubai and Canada at a variety of events including The Sydney International Festival in Australia, The Nova Scotia Comedy Festival in Canada, The Oerol Festival in Holland and of course The Edinburgh Festival in Scotland. Noel’s work has also been featured on Channel 4 and BBC.

In the West Country, he is well known for his Bizarre Bath comedy tours of his home City of Bath that have run nightly throughout the summer for the last 10 years. It has been recommended by all the major tourist books (“a great idea, superbly executed, and should be on every visitor’s itinerary” Choice Travel Guide), TV Travel shows (“brilliantly unforgettable” BBC’s Holiday Show), and has now reached the status of a “must do” for many visitors to Bath.

Noel’s quick witted dry humour defies all expectations. He executes his fast paced one liners with razor sharp precision firing his wit into the audience to create an atmosphere that can only be produced by a seasoned professional.


Excellent compere… his laid back humour made a perfect filler between the acts.” – The Stage

One of the best examples of warm up work I’ve ever seen – you played a major part in making the evening a success.” – HTV Festival Live

Great one-liners and asides.” – The Stage

Noel Britten brilliantly combines very funny material and visual gags with abundant self-effacing charm.” – Channel 4 “Gas”

His impish sense of humour and ability to ad-lib proved a real hit.” – Venue Magazine

Wonderful… and more than able to deal with the most persistent of hecklers.” – The Scotsman

Quickfire repartee and outstanding verbal humour.” – Venue Magazine

PRICE BAND: Bronze £500 to £2,500

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