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Sarah Millican

The funniest woman in Britain” – List

Since winning the 2008 if.comedy Best Newcomer Award for her debut solo show Sarah Millican’s Not Nice at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Sarah has fast established herself as a household name, capping off an amazing 2011 by being crowned The People’s Choice:

Queen of Comedy at The British Comedy Awards and releasing her debut DVD chatterbox Live which is already the biggest selling stand-up DVD by a female comedian of all time, shifting over 150,000 units in the first five weeks of release alone.

A consummate live performer, she has notched up countless appearances on top comedy shows including Mock the Week, Have I Got News For You, 8 Out of 10 Cats, Live at the Apollo, The Jonathan Ross Show, Frank Skinner’s Opinionated and as a headliner on Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow.

Sarah’s own six part series, The Sarah Millican Television Programme, which combined standup inspired by what she has seen on TV as well as unique interviews with television people who have impressed her, aired on BBC2 in March and April 2012. She has featured as a regular on the Radio 5 Live’s 7 Day Sunday and two series of her self-penned Sarah Millican’s Support Group have aired on Radio 4.

In December 2010 Sarah appeared at The Royal Variety Performance performing stand-up to Princes Charles and the Duchess of Cornwall at the Palladium Theatre After two critically acclaimed, sell out Edinburgh Fringe runs in 2008/9, Sarah returned to Edinburgh in August 2010 with a brand new show, Chatterbox. An unqualified success, Sarah capped the brilliant sell out-run with a nomination for the much sought-after Foster’s Edinburgh Comedy Award, affirming her status as one of the most exciting comics in the country.

In the autumn of 2010 she embarked on her first national tour, also named Chatterbox which completely sold out and in March 2011 announced her second national tour, Thoroughly Modern Millican which sold almost 45,000 tickets in the first week of it going on sale.


• Celebrity Deal or No Deal (C4, 2012) (Guest)

• The Sarah Millican Television Programme (BBC2, 2012) (writer, presenter, stand-up)

• The Jonathan Ross Show (ITV, 2012) (Guest)

• Frank Skinner’s Opinionated (BBC2, 2011)

• Nevermind the Buzzcock’s (BBC2, 2011)

• Room 101 (BBC1, 2011)

• Ask Rhod Gilbert (BBC1, 2011)

• QI (BBC2, 2011)

• King Of (C4, 2011)

• Lee Mack’s All Star Cast (BBC1, 2011)

• Marriage Ref (ITV, 2011)

• Channel 4’s Comedy Gala (C4, 2011)

• The Graham Norton Show (guest) (BBC1, 2011)

• The Royal Variety Performance (BBC1, 2010)

• Loose Women (regular panelist) (ITV1, 2010-11)

• Michael Mcintyre’s Comedy Roadshow (BBC1, 2009, 2010)

• You Have Been Watching (C4, 2009, 2010)

• Frank Skinner’s Opinionated (BBC2, 2010, 2011)

• Would I Lie to You? (BBC1, 2010, 2011, 2012)

• The Bubble (BBC2, 2010)

• Mock the Week (BBC 2, 2009, 2010)

• Live at the Apollo (BBC1, 2010, 2011)

• Argumental (Dave, 2010)

• Walk on the Wild Side (voiceover, various) (BBC 1, 2009, 2010)

• The Culture Show (BBC 2, 2009)

• Have I Got News For You (BBC1, 2008, 2010)

• The Secret Policeman’s Ball for Amnesty, (Royal Albert Hall, Channel 4, 2008)

• 8 Out Of 10 Cats (guest panelist) (Channel 4, 2008 – 2011)

• Sunrise with Eammon Holmes (Sky News, 2008)

• The Comedy Store (Paramount Comedy, 2008)

• Comedy Shuffle (BBC3, 2007)

• Rhod Gilbert’s Big Welsh Joke (BBC2 Wales, 2007)


• Sarah Millican’s Support Group (BBC R4, 2010, 2011)

• 7 Day Sunday (BBC R5 Live, 2010, 2011)

• Jason Manford and Friends (BBC R2, 2009)

• 4 Stands Up (BBC R4, 2009)

• Act Your Age (BBC R4, 2008)

• Loose Ends (BBC R4, 2008)

• Keep Your Chins Up (pilot for BBC R4, 2008)

• Des Clarke’s Friday Feeling (BBC Radio Scotland, 2008)

• The Rhod Gilbert Radio Show (BBC Radio Wales, 2006, 2008)


• Sarah Millican: Thoroughly Modern Millican (Edinburgh Festival 2011, then National Tour 2011-2012)

• Sarah Millican: Chatterbox (Edinburgh Festival, 2010 then National Tour 2010)

• Sarah Millican: Typical Woman (Edinburgh Festival, 2009)

• Sarah Millican’s Not Nice (Edinburgh Festival, 2008)

• Reginald D Hunter’s ‘Pride, Prejudice & Niggers’ national tour – support (2007)


Winner: The People’s Choice Award: King or Queen of Comedy 2011

Nominee: Best Female TV Comic, The British Comedy Awards 2011

Nominee: Best Female TV Comic, The British Comedy Awards 2010

Nominee: Best Female Comedy Breakthrough Artist, The British Comedy Awards 2010

Nominee: Foster’s Edinburgh Comedy Award 2010

Winner: Chortle Awards Best Headliner 2010

Nominee: Barry Award, Melbourne Comedy Festival 2009

Winner: Chortle Awards Breakthrough Act 2009

Winner: if. Comedy Best Newcomer 2008

Winner: Best Breakthrough act, North-West Comedy Awards 2006

Nominee: Chortle Awards Best Newcomer 2006

Winner: Amused Moose Comedy Awards 2005

Runner Up: BBC New Comedy Awards 2005

Runner Up: So You Think You’re Funny 2005

Runner Up: Funny Women 2005


Watch her transition to national treasure begin here” – Sunday Times

Probably the finest female comedian working at the moment” – Time Out

Her laughter rate is exceptional” – The Scotsman

This woman will go far” – Times

Wonderfully wrong . . incredibly funny” – Metro

Catch her now – before she’s massive” – The List

One of the hottest new things in Stand up” – The Herald

Her star is very much on the up.” – Edinburgh Festivals Magazine

Very good at being naughty”- Telegraph

At times poetic, at times brutally honest, Sarah Millican is never less than belly-laugh hilarious” – Mirror

Enormously funny…before you know where you are you are doubling up with great gusts of laughter” – Scotsman

Ice-pick wit…this girl is anything but ordinary, and we are all the better for that” – Metro

In flying form…smart as a whip.” – List

She can make a room rock with laughter” – Guardian

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