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Tim Vine

When you see Tim Vine perform you certainly get value for money. He is a joke machine gun, rattling out one joke after another in quick succession. An full pelt Tim sprays out 10 jokes

Star of BBC1’s ‘Not Going Out’ (3 series) and winner of ‘Celebrity Mastermind’ with his chosen subject Elvis Presley, Tim also recently sold-out his debut appearance at the Melbourne Comedy Festival, which led to a cameo role in ‘Neighbours’. Further TV credits include ‘Countdown’ and resident comedian on ‘Richard & Judy’ and ‘Celebrity Fame Academy’ and ‘The Royal Variety show’. He has also played to sell-out audiences at the critically acclaimed Montreal ‘Just For Laughs’ Comedy Festival.

Tim has sold-out five Edinburgh Festival shows and four UK tours and in 2010 he embarks on a nationwide tour with his brand new show ‘The Joke-amotive’.

Tim’s basic philosophy is, “The audience came to hear jokes so I’ll give ‘em jokes” and that’s what he does. He gives them several hundred very silly ones.

Other TV

The Stand Up Show BBC1
The 11 O’Clock Show Ch 4
Parson’s and Naylor’s Pullout Section BBC Radio 2
The Last Laugh Show Granada TV
Funny Business ITV
The Loafers BBC Choice
Elvis Has Just Left The Building GSKYB
The Comedy Show GMR
At The Store BBC Radio 4


An inspired medley of out to lunch one-liners” – THE GUARDIAN

King of the surreal one-liner” – THE TIMES

The man with the golden pun” – THE INDEPENDENT

One big irrepressible roller-coaster of mirth” – THE STAGE

Fearless imbecility” – EVENING STANDARD

Bursting with exuberance and unexpected Panache” – THE TIMES

Tim has taken the trick of word-play and extended it to lengths no other comedian has ever dared before. A very funny man indeed” – BOB MONKHOUSE

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