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Zoe Lyons

Her routine was a fireproof parade of quick fire observational gags delivered with utter conviction and unfailing professionalism. The audience didn’t really have a chance.” – Chortle

If.Comedy Best Newcomer Nominee 2007

In 2003 Zoe did a five minute open spot at a new act night. She got the comedy bug and hasn’t looked back since.

In 2004 Zoe won the national Funny Women competition and got to the final of So, You Think Your Funny? She now gigs regularly all over the country and has resident gigs in both Brighton and London.

Zoe is an extremely versatile performer. Her works spans corporate training, radio acting, live TV presenting, and stage sketch shows. She also demonstrated to the nation her ability to laugh in the face of adversity, as a contestant on ITV’s ‘Survivor!’ where she ate a rat and lived to tell the tale and no, rat does not taste like chicken.


“the best new comic I’ve seen for a long time” -Time Out

confident, razor sharp Lyons ……” – Observer Magazine

this lady has ‘it’……she will be a major force in the very near future” – One4review

Go catch this enjoyable show” – Broadway Baby

“Zoe is the epitome of camp comedy…. her audience interaction is the best I have seen” – Scotsgay
TV Credits Include:
Late and Live Guide to Comedy BBC Scotland 2012
Britain in Bed BBC 3 2012
Three at the Fringe BBC3 2011
Dave’s one Night Stand Dave 2011
Mock the Week 2011
University Challenge, The Graduates BBC2 2011
The Wright Stuff C5 2011
The Blame Game BBC Northern Ireland 2011
This Week BBC News 2011
Michael McIntyre Roadshow BBC 1 2010
Mock The Week 2010
Live at the Comedy Store 2010
7 Days New Zealand TV 2010
New Zealand Christamas Comedy Gala 2009
The Paul O Grady Show 2009
Mock The Week 2009
The Most Annoying Couples of 2008
Mock the Week 2008
The most Annoying people of 2007
“E! Way Back When” 2007
The Alternative review of the Year 2006

Radio Credits Include:
Mob Rule – Radio 5 Live – 2011
Gaby Logan – Radio 5 Live -2010
The Vote Now Show – Radio 4 – 2010
Jo Caulfield Wont Shut Up – Radio 4 – 2009
Cristian O Connell – The Solution – Radio 5 Live 2009
Clive Anderson’s Chat Room – Radio 2 – 2009
Four Stands Up – Radio 4- 2009
PMQ – BBC Radio 5- 2008
It’s That Jo Caulfield Again-BBC Radio 4- 2007
Festival Radio- BBC Radio 4
Jenny Eclair – LBC – 2006
Anita Anand – Radio 5 Live – 2006

Winner of Dave TV Funniest Joke of the Fringe 2008
If.comedy Best Newcomer Nominee 2007
Winner of Nivea Funny Women Award 2004
Finalist in C4′s and the Gilded Balloon’s ‘So You Think You’re Funny’ 2004.
Semi Finalist BBC New Talent 2004

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