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	<title>Purple CactusBlue / Rude &#187; Purple Cactus</title>
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		<title>Adam Ethan Crow</title>
		<link>https://purplecactus.co.uk/adam-ethan-crow</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 17:34:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Adam Crow is a man of many parts &#8211; as shown by his occasional use of his full monicker Adam Ethan Crow which as well as making his name look bigger when it&#8217;s up in lights, also helps to confuse &#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-2980" title="Adam Ethan Crow - Big" src="http://purplecactus.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Adam-Ethan-Crow.jpg" alt="" width="185" height="185" />Adam Crow is a man of many parts &#8211; as shown by his occasional use of his full monicker <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Adam Ethan Crow</strong></span> which as well as making his name look bigger when it&#8217;s up in lights, also helps to confuse anyone trying to pin him down like comedy and biography writers.</p>
<p>His material, though varied from gig to gig, centres frequently on relationships and the time honoured question of the differences between men and women. Untroubled by political correctness, he can have an audience giggling with understanding and eating out of the palm of his hand one minute and then gaping open-mouthed with shock at the harshness of what he has just said the next.</p>
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<p>An experienced stand-up comedian for more than a decade, <em>Adam Ethan Crow</em> has enjoyed a whole new lease of life in recent years, after first beating cancer and then surviving a heart attack that as well as making him glad to be alive, also helped him put things in perspective.</p>
<p>A truly varied comedian, who can flit from dark to light and back again over a whole host of subjects from the banal, inane and trivial to the deep, personal and political. Adam Crow&#8217;s calm, measured approach and low, husky voice has seen him sometimes described by critics as lazy,  but in reality it has taken years of hard work to be able to appear that calm, laid-back and whimsical. Beating death not once but twice helps too.</p>
<p>Much in demand Adam Ethan Crow has honed his act to suit any audience, irrespective of race, genre, region or venue. Be it as a compere or comic, at a comedy club or festival, corporate function or charity gig, Adam can appear to be at home as shown at the 1997 Edinburgh Festival when Adam, with Mitch Benn, wrote and performed the surprise sell-out hit The A-Z of Comedy.</p>
<p>As an actor Adam Ethan Crow appeared in such quality dramas as The Dream Team (Sky One), Casualty (BBC 1), Trust (ITV), The Leaflet (BBC2), The Bill (ITV), Lovejoy (BBC 1) and Pirate TV for Sky. He was even an unlikely relationship expert on Channel 4&#8242;s The Real Dating Show, offering pearls of wisdom to the sad, lonely and desperate of TV land. As a presenter, he co-hosted a pilot for Channel One called After Midnight and hosted a forum style interview with Griff Rhys Jones for Martin Cassini Productions. On radio, he was also the anchor for his own spoof Sunday show for BBC Radio .</p>
<p>Such aptitude and diversity has also kept Adam much in demand for TV warm-up work And here he has covered the whole spectrum of light entertainment &#8211; from fellow coffin dodgers on Open House with Gloria Hunniford, to the outlandish lager louts on Channel 5&#8242;s Night Fever. Still it keeps him sane and pays the bills.</p>
<h2><strong>Quotes about Adam Ethan Crow:</strong></h2>
<p>&#8220;<em>An entertaining and skilful comedian!</em>&#8221; &#8211; Time Out</p>
<p>&#8220;<em>Cracking Act!</em>&#8221; &#8211; Dr Fox (Capital Radio)</p>
<p>&#8220;<em>Crow handled the room slickly and confidently while leaving enough room for  spontaneity.</em>&#8221; &#8211; The Scotsman.</p>
<p>&#8220;<em>Really funny</em>&#8221; &#8211; Ricky Gervais</p>
<p>&#8216;<em>Crow had the audience in stitches</em>!&#8217; &#8211; Scotland on Sunday.</p>
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		<title>David Hadingham</title>
		<link>https://purplecactus.co.uk/david-hadingham</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 00:16:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cactus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;ranting &#38; raving comic genius&#8221; &#8211; The Guardian. David Hadingham keeps audiences hooked right up to the last punchline as he presents his unique and often warped view of everyday life. This gravel-voiced comic combines supremely controlled delivery with inimitable facial &#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em><img class="alignleft  wp-image-852" title="David Hadingham" src="http://purplecactus.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/David-Hadingham-127x183-custom.jpg" alt="David Hadingham" width="127" height="183" />&#8220;ranting &amp; raving comic genius</em>&#8221; &#8211; The Guardian.</p>
<p><strong>David Hadingham</strong> keeps audiences hooked right up to the last punchline as he presents his unique and often warped view of everyday life. This gravel-voiced comic combines supremely controlled delivery with inimitable facial contortions as he cracks some of the best handmade gags in the business.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">David Hadingham</span> (no middle name and only one &#8216;d&#8217; in the surname) started in comedy in May &#8217;93 after writing some material for a friend, only to discover that said friend had given up comedy after a spot at Up The Creek on a Sunday night. The said friend (who from now on in shall be known simply as friend) suggested that David perform his own &#8220;&#8230;.damn material..&#8221;.</p>
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<p>Absolutely amazed that this could be done without attending &#8216;Special Comedy School&#8217;, <em>David Hadingham</em> set out to do what had now become a pathetic life-long ambition. After a few short months he soon gained the reputation for being a complete pain in the arse by everybody in the comedy world. This is not unusual, however, so he managed to cling on to his open spots and eighteen months later he was in such demand that he had to write this publicity.</p>
<p>Common accusations have included: &#8220;You&#8217;re not on stage now!&#8221; and &#8220;Is that my pint you&#8217;re drinking?&#8221;. Ever sharp and witty, some of his off stage remarks will be forever funny, and I quote: &#8220;If great humour comes from tragedy then why am I not the funniest man alive?&#8221; and &#8220;Is that my hat?&#8221;.</p>
<p>Stage appearances include Joseph (Jesus&#8217;s Earth Dad as opposed to his &#8216;real&#8217; one) in a school play in the 70&#8242;s.</p>
<p>TV appearances include David Hadingham as a member of the audience in that hilarious programme &#8216;Beadle About&#8217; and as an onion in &#8216;Floyd on Fish&#8217; (David tells us that Floyd wasn&#8217;t actually &#8216;on Fish&#8217;, he was actually &#8216;on Valium&#8217;).</p>
<p>David Hadingham has reached great heights in the comedy listings for example he used to be known as &#8216;new&#8217;, then &#8216;newish&#8217; and now is called &#8216;comedian&#8217;.</p>
<p>David&#8217;s ambition is to see his name in print and spelt correctly (see above) and to be described in the comedy listings as an &#8216;amusing comedian&#8217; or even &#8216;highly enjoyable&#8217;. Although The Guardian didn&#8217;t spell his name correctly they did call him a &#8216;ranting, raving comic genius&#8217;, so we can&#8217;t really argue with that.</p>
<h2><strong>David Hadingham on Television &amp; Radio </strong></h2>
<p>ITV &#8211; Jonathan Ross&#8217;s Big Big Talent Show London Live/ GLR<br />
Channel 4 &#8211; Gas Virgin Radio<br />
Channel 5 &#8211; The Jack Docherty Show Kiss FM</p>
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		<title>Frankie Boyle</title>
		<link>https://purplecactus.co.uk/frankie-boyle</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2012 12:15:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cactus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Frankie Boyle established himself as one of the hottest names on the UK comedy scene through his role as a regular panelist on the first seven series of Mock the Week. Since leaving the show to pursue other projects Frankie &#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-2797" title="Frankie Boyle - Big" src="http://purplecactus.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Frankie-Boyle.jpg" alt="" width="198" height="198" />Frankie Boyle established himself as one of the hottest names on the UK comedy scene through his role as a regular panelist on the first seven series of Mock the Week. Since leaving the show to pursue other projects Frankie have proven to be just as sought after and maintained a devoted following.</p>
<p>Frankie’s first DVD, Frankie Boyle Live is officially the second fastest ever selling debut stand up release, selling just under 16,000 copies on its first day alone. The DVD was filmed on the final night of Frankie’s first national tour, Frankie Boyle Live, which was extended due to phenomenal demand with all 150 tour dates selling out.</p>
<p>In March 2010 Frankie hit the road again for a second national tour, entitled I Would Happily Punch Every One Of You In The Face. Extended due to overwhelming public demand – 52,000 tickets were sold on the first day they went on sale &#8211; the tour completely sold out and culminated with a string of arena dates. Once again the tour was recorded for DVD, this time filmed at the Hammersmith Apollo. Entitled If I Could Reach Out Through Your TV and Strangle You, I Would the DVD was released in mid- November and has proved to be every bit as popular as the Frankie’s first.</p>
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<p>In November 2010 Frankie Boyle’s Tramadol Nights, his own stand-up and sketch show, aired on Channel 4 as a six part series and was one of the most talked about shows of the year. Other recent TV appearances include You Have Been Watching, Would I Lie to You? and Never Mind the Buzzcocks.</p>
<p><strong>QUOTES:</strong></p>
<p><em>&#8220;His stand-up act is honed to gilt-edged perfection</em>.&#8221; &#8211; The List</p>
<p><em>&#8220;Many, many funny lines here. A difficult book to read sedately in public</em>.&#8221; -<br />
Evening Standard (On ‘Frankie Boyle: My Shit Life So Far’)</p>
<p><em>&#8220;Boyle cleverly keeps the emphasis on being funny . . Bizarre, intelligent and abusively hilarious</em>.&#8221; &#8211; List (On ‘Frankie Boyle: My Shit Life So Far’)</p>
<p><em>&#8220;Perfectly constructed, weird and wicked one-liners…His eye for absurdity is as sharp as his suits</em>.&#8221; &#8211; The Guardian</p>
<p><em>&#8220;Frankie Boyle has suddenly gone from being one of many Scottish stand-ups to TV&#8217;s must-have funnyman</em>.&#8221; &#8211; Daily Record</p>
<p><em>&#8220;Wit, poise and pace&#8230; it&#8217;s worth sneaking in just to see Boyle&#8230; Plays on all things Scottish with a welcome and vicious anti-authoritarian edge</em>.&#8221; &#8211; Scotsman</p>
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		<title>Glenn Wool</title>
		<link>https://purplecactus.co.uk/glenn-wool</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 08:01:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cactus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Glenn Wool began his comedy career in his hometown of Vancouver in 1995. He moved to London in 1998 and quickly became one of the rising stars of the London and international comedy circuit having performed in Australia, New Zealand, &#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-932" title="Glenn Wool" src="http://purplecactus.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Glenn-Wool.jpg" alt="Glenn Wool" width="207" height="207" /><strong>Glenn Wool</strong> began his comedy career in his hometown of Vancouver in 1995. He moved to London in 1998 and quickly became one of the rising stars of the London and international comedy circuit having performed in Australia, New Zealand, The USA, South Africa, Switzerland, France, Croatia and Arabia. Glenn was nominated for Best International Stand Up at The New Zealand Comedy Awards and Best Headliner at the Chortle Awards</p>
<p>In recent years Glenn has hit the International circuit in a big way, performing to huge crowds in Singapore, Holland, Dubai, New York and Los Angeles where he is currently living. He&#8217;s also a popular addition to many of the great Summer music Festivals in the UK, including Reading &amp; Leeds, Latitude, Bestival, Download and of course Glastonbury.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em>Glenn Wool</em></span> is a regular TV face having made appearances on <em>The World Stands Up</em>, <em>Comedy Blue </em>and<em> Edinburgh and Beyond </em>for Comedy Central, <em>Never Mind The Buzzcocks,</em> <em>The BBC Stand Up Show, The Live Floor Show, 28 Acts in 28 Minutes</em> and <em>The Comic side of Seven Days </em>for the BBC.  He continues to be a regular in <em>Comedy Cuts,</em> the comedy show from ITV2.<em>   </em>Glenn also wrote and starred in <em>What&#8217;s The Story?</em>&#8216; broadcast on Channel 4 as part of the <em>Comedy Lab </em>season.</p>
<p>Radio is familiar to Glenn too having recently been in <em>Political Animal</em> and <em>28 Acts in 28 Minutes</em>for BBC Radio 4 as well as headlining <em>4 at the Store</em> (R4) and <em>The Late Night Comedy Show</em> for Radio 1.<br />
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<h2><strong><br />
Quotes about Glenn Wool:</strong></h2>
<p>“Effortlessly funny with an affability that other comics can only dream of – You have to go and see Glenn Wool. ” &#8211; <em>The Guardian</em><em></em></p>
<p>&#8220;Edgy, imaginative, funny and original, Canadian born Wool sets the standards at the fringe” &#8211; <em>Daily Telegraph</em></p>
<p>“If Like me, you believe that nobody could be much funnier than a cross between Jack Black and Meat Loaf, then you’ll be pleased to learn that such a man exists” - <em>The Independent on Sunday</em></p>
<p>“The funniest and most sharply observed comedy at this years festival” &#8211; <em>Skinny Fest </em></p>
<p>“Why aren&#8217;t you in a queue somewhere buying a ticket?&#8221; &#8211; <em>The Scotsman</em></p>
<p>“Seeing Glenn Wool perform should be made compulsory for the melancholy. There’s no way you won’t feel a bit better about the world afterwards.  Lethally funny” <em>- Metro</em></p>
<p>“Absolutely hilarious” - <em>Independent</em></p>
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		<title>Jim Jeffries</title>
		<link>https://purplecactus.co.uk/jim-jeffries</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 19:13:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Australian born Jim Jefferies is brash, crude, loud and darn hilarious. He’s appeared on countless TV shows, toured his comedy around the world and even released his own live DVD, Contraband. He’s hit the big time. His confrontational style has &#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-1251" title="Jim Jeffries - Big" src="http://purplecactus.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Jim-Jeffries-159x159-custom.jpg" alt="" width="159" height="159" />Australian born Jim Jefferies is brash, crude, loud and darn hilarious. He’s appeared on countless TV shows, toured his comedy around the world and even released his own live DVD, Contraband. He’s hit the big time.</p>
<p>His confrontational style has had audiences in Canada, South Africa, the UK and across Asia and the rest of Europe in stitches.</p>
<p>Jim gets away with jokes that most comedians wouldn’t touch due to his ability to both charm and offend the crowd through equal measures.</p>
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<p>In 2005 Jim wowed audiences at The Montreal ’Just for Laughs’ Festival where he was performing in the highly acclaimed <em>Nasty Show</em>.</p>
<p>Jim garnered one of the biggest press articles at the festival and was also moved above 2 of America’s cult comics as neither could follow his storming performances. In 2007 he was asked back to the festival this time to do a solo week, which sold out every night.</p>
<p>In 2006 Jim made his return to the Edinburgh Festival with his solo show titled <em>The Second Coming</em> which not only received rave reviews and numerous other press articles about his show, it sold out the whole run and he also managed to wind up Christian Voice as well. Hoorah!</p>
<p>In 2007 Jim’s Edinburgh festival show 30 was one off the hottest shows off the festival now earning him endless praise. The success of this show took Jim touring in America were he even supported Dennis Leary!</p>
<p>Its not all about filth with Jim though, he is also in constant demand for numerous TV shows. He’s managed to get himself on; <em>Comedy Cuts</em>, <em>8 Out of 10 Cats</em>, <em>Heaven &amp; Earth</em>, <em>If.ComEddies</em>, <em>Never Mind the Buzzcocks</em>, <em>The History of Offensive Humour</em>, <em>Comedy Blue</em> and even performing a clean set on <em>The World Stands Up</em> and <em>Edinburgh and Beyond</em> for none other than Comedy Central.</p>
<p>Most recently he began setting the US on fire and landed his own HBO special Jim <em>Jefferies: I Swear To God</em>, so it seems that with his roguish charm and effortless wit, Jim Jefferies is taking over the world!</p>
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		<title>Scott Capurro</title>
		<link>https://purplecactus.co.uk/scott-capurro</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 15:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Brilliantly outrageous&#8221; &#8211; The Scotsman Scott regularly plays almost every comedy club in the English speaking world, including the Punchline in San Francisco, the Comedy Store in London, the Comic Strip in New York City, and Yuk Yuks in Toronto, &#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-2211" title="Scott Capurro - Big" src="http://purplecactus.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Scott-Capurro.jpg" alt="" width="208" height="206" />&#8220;<em>Brilliantly outrageous</em>&#8221; &#8211; The Scotsman</p>
<p>Scott regularly plays almost every comedy club in the English speaking world, including the Punchline in San Francisco, the Comedy Store in London, the Comic Strip in New York City, and Yuk Yuks in Toronto, Canada. He’s been banned from Australia, because of a mishap with a person of diminutive stature, but that debt will be settled if Perth will wield its power as both a regional seat and a dominating cultural capital.</p>
<p>Background check: Scott admires Scotland so much he named the country after his great uncle, Randolph Scott. Sadly Randolph never stuck, so the locals, over their pints, characteristically chose the briefest and easiest way out.</p>
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<p>Since then, in a faerie land where English is ne’er spoken, Scott has pushed his mother tongue, and, in 1994, he miraculously won the Perrier Award with his magical show Risk Gay, an installation/performance piece chronicling the power of wind, where Scott mimed a glittering chime.</p>
<p>Between reading the Koran and mocking the Bible, Scott has developed an eye twitch while chasing gay sheep around Montana, where male-on-male action is limited to animal pens. I know. HOT! The result, The Truth About Gay Animals, has been an internationally televised hit, having played Israel and, consequently, resulting in death threats.</p>
<p>Scott has written for several newspapers, including The Guardian, The London Times and the Scotsman; and for various magazines, like The Index on Censorship, which isn’t half as stuffy as it sounds. Kidding. It actually is. AND he currently has a monthly column in Gay Times, a British glossy that hired him because he’s – you guessed it – ghettoized.</p>
<p>His book, Fowl Play, a comedy novel about murder and date rape, received good reviews and it is out of print. Currently, he’s working on a second novel about the making of a Broadway musical, entitled Runt. And there’s a third novel, Loaded, based on his play about his correspondence with killer Erik Menendez, which the English press called ‘sick and dangerous’.</p>
<p>Wait, it gets better: He’s on all sorts of British television programs, most of which are too embarrassing to mention, although 8 Out of Ten Cats is a hit, even when he’s a guest. His stand up CD, some of which is included in this web site, was released in the UK, his second home, to enormous fanfare, and very limited sales. He did a play about gays. Currently he’s hosting a live chat show in London, letting his famous friends do all the work.</p>
<p>And he’s always touring, and being asked to tone it down in places like Manchester. Manchester for fuck sake, where clearly he’s not the problem. Still he perseveres, mainly out of a craving for attention and food.</p>
<p>Obviously, Scott is too busy to date. So he lives on friends’ couches. If you wanna call his a ‘life’. Or a lawn chair a ‘couch’.</p>
<p>ACTUAL BIO FACTS, which are meant to impress, but when read aloud have the oppostie effect:</p>
<p>Scott is a veteran of our TV screens. A diverse performer (read: difficult), Scott’s talents were also incorporated into various films, when he was young and film worthy.</p>
<p><strong>FILM WORK INCLUDES:</strong></p>
<p>STAR WARS; PHANTOM MENACE, dir: George Lucas, Star Wars Films, ‘Beed’<br />
MRS. DOUBTFIRE, dir: Chris Columbus, 20 Century Fox, ‘Aunt Jack’<br />
HEART AND SOULS, dir. Ron Underwood, Universal, ‘Carl’ (I made up that character name. But I did have a close up.)</p>
<p><strong>QUOTES</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;<em>enthralling&#8230; electric &#8230; deliciously catty</em>&#8221; – Guardian</p>
<p>&#8220;<em>breathtaking&#8230; incandescently witty</em>&#8221; – Scotsman</p>
<p>&#8220;<em>The</em><em> most fearless and technically perfect stand-up on the circuit</em>&#8221; &#8211; The Guardian</p>
<p><strong>TELEVISION WORK INCLUDES:</strong><strong> </strong></p>
<p>2012 LATE N’ LIVE GUIDE TO COMEDY Guest and performer BBC1<br />
2012 MORGAN SPURLOCK’S NEW BRITANNIA Guest SKY1<br />
2011 IMAGINE Guest and performer BBC1<br />
2010 THE GREATEST TV CHRISTMAS MOMENTS Guest C4<br />
2010 THE GREATEST CHRISTMAS ADVERTS Guest C4<br />
2008 IT TAKES TWO Guest BBC2<br />
2008 COMEDY CUTS ITV2 (Series 3)  Sketch writer and performer<br />
2007 THE BLAME GAME Panel guest BBC1  NI<br />
2007 COMEDY BLUE Paramount Channel  for COMEDY CENTRAL<br />
2007 HISTORY OF THE ‘C’ WORD Guest C4<br />
2007 COMEDY CUTS ITV2 (Series 2 ) Sketch writer and performer<br />
2006 THE LATE EDITION Guest BBC4<br />
2006 BIG BROTHER’S LITTLE BROTHER Guest E4<br />
2005 – 2008 8 OUT OF 10 CATS Panel guest Endemol for C4<br />
2005 – 2012 THE WRIGHT STUFF Guest C5<br />
2005 THE COMIC SIDE OF 7 DAYS BBC3  Sketch writer and performer<br />
2004 THE ONLY GAYS IN THE VILLAGE as self Sky 1<br />
2004 THE KINGS OF COMEDY Stand-Up C4<br />
2004 THE WORLD STANDS UP Stand-up Paramount Channel  COMEDY CENTRAL<br />
2003 RICKI LAKE Guest US TV NBC<br />
2003 THE ALL NEW COMEDY STORE Stand-up C5<br />
2002 THE TRUTH ABOUT GAY ANIMALS Presenter C4</p>
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